Hit the box, CD --
My name's Joe Biden
And I'm here to say
I got some melonfuckin pride
Serving the U, S, and A
They call me too old
Before they called me too young
I ain't listen to the scolds
I'm just getting shit done.
Overcharged for college?
Take some money back.
I fight shrinkflation
Give you more for your snack.
You like Obamacare,
social security?
Well you know who wants to kill them
It's the GOP.
Just like they tried to kill abortion
and how they want your IVF
But Dems won’t stand for their extortion
Under Pretty Boy Joseph
I want to build up unions
Cuz they built up families
I want to hand the rich folks
A proper tax increase
Elephants never like it
When they’re made to pay their share
But they’re gonna have to pay up
If they breathe the same air
I’m tackling climate
I’m bringing down crime
Dems will show up to fix the border
If Mike will give us the time
I’m fighting War not fighting wars
I wanna give people peace
Feed and house the Gazans
Secure the hostage’s release
So come out to vote
In 8 months on the 5th
Remember this November
To throw out the Sith
Our union can be stronger
If we pump out the sump
Don’t need Elephants no longer
So let’s dump those hater chumps.
I started imagining a nice backbeat. Before I knew it, my and shoulders were moving. You could rap this. 🤗
I audibly LOL'd at this. It also saved me the trouble from actually having to watch the IRL SOTU.