Transcript: State of the Union

The OG, before the political consultants edited it.

Hit the box, CD --

My name's Joe Biden 

And I'm here to say

I got some melonfuckin pride  

Serving the U, S, and A

They call me too old

Before they call me too young

I ain't listen to the scolds

I'm just getting shit done. 

Overcharged for college?

Take some money back. 

I fight shrinkflation

Give you more for your snack. 

You like Obamacare, 

social security? 

Well you know who wants to kill them

It's the GOP. 

Just like they tried to kill abortion

and how they want your IVF

But Dems won’t stand for their extortion

Under Pretty Boy Joseph

I want to build up unions

Cuz they built up families

I want to hand the rich folks

A proper tax increase

Elephants never like it

When they’re made to pay their share

But they’re gonna have to pay up

If they breathe the same air

I’m tackling climate

I’m bringing down crime

Dems will show up to fix the border

If Mike will give us the time

I’m fighting War not fighting wars

I wanna give people peace

Feed and house the Gazans

Secure the hostage’s release

So come out to vote

In 8 months on the 5th

Remember this November

To throw out the Sith

Our union can be stronger

If we pump out the sump

Don’t need Elephants no longer

So let’s dump those hater chumps.