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I had a lovely dream recently where I had this amazingly cute pink dress and everybody complimented me on it and asked me where I got it. Every so often I think Nature made me as a perfect trans lesbian and then forgot not to make me a cis man. (I would wear a pink dress, but I doubt I could get a nice one in size Six Feet Tall Eight Feet Thick Oblate Spheroid.)

Your writing remains excellent and on point, CD. I was looking for the crickets story ever since bitterkarella mentioned it in their Midnight Society stories.

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Some of my favourite planets are oblate spheroids! I'm very fond of them.

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"There’s only 10 days left to eat it before you have to start giving it away." Brilliant! [chef's kiss]

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